Friday, February 17, 2012

I have a crazy ole Aunt and she's up to something evil, I can tell?

She's been busy on the phone all day...and at one point I heard her asking something about how much the clones will cost? Bones, phones...something like that, but I'm pretty sure I heard her say 'clones'. And 'shoe' and 'glasses'.



What could she possibly be up to?

What should I do...she's running my phone bill up!I have a crazy ole Aunt and she's up to something evil, I can tell?
Probably just chatting up the salesman in an attempt to get a Free bone.
What a delightful question :)I have a crazy ole Aunt and she's up to something evil, I can tell?
well...I don't think she's up to something evil...actually...they could have had a scientific discussion...
Auntie's hearing isn't what it use to be. I was talking to her, and I was telling her about these gnomes I just bought. I told her that she should get them for her garden and she was asking how much they cost. She was having a hard time understanding what I was saying (might have been the fact that I was drinking). I was then telling her about work, and how my co-workers don't do anything. That I'd love to shove my shoe up their azzes and get them back to work. Sorry if her side of the conversation sounded strange.
hmmmm sounds like a "kid" naping to me and by kid i mean man. She needs to get off the juice....and stop watching vids with the spice girls in them.
Perhaps she is interested in ordering a *minnie clone* of herself like Dr. Evil did.



We will call her Minnie P. ( make sure they remove the gene for the harelip and wart.....you might as well start off with a clean slate)
I think, Jj that you have probably misheard her. I know your auntie well and we were once at a function together (I hasten to add not TOGETHER but more there at the same time).



Anyhow, I needed to use the toilet (the ladies and gents had a communal rest room) and had the misfortune to enter just as she left. What you probably overheard was her talking to her doctor and asking how much a new colon would cost.



Perhaps this may help

http://www.marthavolchok.com/?s_cid=colo…

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