Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Plz dont think im crazy but i want to break a bone?

Well i play soccer and i abolutely HATE it and my mom says the onyl way i cud miss it wud be if i had an injury, what are some nonpainbul injuries? i wud never purposely injur myself im just asking?Plz dont think im crazy but i want to break a bone?
why would you sign up for soccer if you hate it? anyways, spraining toes would be your best bet. its not a break but you could deffinatly use it as an excuse that it hurts to run. good luck :P
break your femur. JK don't do that, that's supposedly the most painful possible experience a human can have, don't quote me on that though. Express to your mother your extreme distaste in soccer. Maybe you two could work sometihng out. Purposfuly hurting yourself is not a healthy way to deal with your problem, I'm glad you realize that as well. I guess to answer your question though, non-painful injury....Head trauma? idk.Plz dont think im crazy but i want to break a bone?
Just say you stretched a muscle or pulled something and you need to take a rest. I would never recommend breaking your own bone on purpose. However parkour is a fun way to get hurt, and creates a completely legitimate reason to have broken a bone or get hurt.....
Just show your question to your inadequate parents.

Don't consider actually harming yourself.
Just buy some heely's. I had some, rode them and then sprang my wrist, fractured my ring finger and dislocated my pinky.

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