Ok i know this sounds crazy but i want to break a bone so i dont have to play in my soccer game.?

Ok well i know this sounds crazy but i really want to break a bone so i don't have to play in my soccer game tomorrow and tuesday. Which bone should i break and how?? PLEASE HELP!Ok i know this sounds crazy but i want to break a bone so i dont have to play in my soccer game.?
Or you could just... quit soccer?
I cant quit. Parents wont let duh. or else i woulvdve already

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Ok i know this sounds crazy but i want to break a bone so i dont have to play in my soccer game.?
Do not break a bone. The aftereffects last forever! Plus, it's very hard to fake and treatment would probably get expensive. How would you say you broke it? Lame thing like I dropped something or fell wrong?



If you must do something, play sick or fake an ankle sprain, very common. If you are faking an ankle sprain, limp, get crutches, but make sure you feel better in a week or else they made do testing or send you to an orthopedic who would be able to tell if you are faking.



Easier option? Pretend you have swine flu. It's common and people freak out and will tell you to not come and they don't test for it.



However, if you are on the soccer team, and not loving it, dont do it next time. I'm sure if people were cut, they would really want to be on it.



Good luck with whatever path you pick :]
Hi,

I broke my collarbone falling off a horse once and it really did hurt, i absolutely SCREAMED. my sister was also on the horse at the time, and although she didn't break a bone, she threw up a couple of times.

my advice is to not break your bone because of the pain that you would put you through, but if you really want to do this, be careful.



When i was younger i wanted to break my foot. I was going to get my brother to run it over with the quad bike and pretend that it was an accident.



Like i said before, its a bad idea but i gave you a proper answer anyway.

Take care.
Do not do that, dude I tried that when I was 13 [I'm 14 now], and when I actaully broke my arm, I regreted it, not only could I not text on the phone, or hang out at mall, but the pain sucked! Just go to the doctors Tuesday, and get an excuse for missing the soccer game.
you don't have to hurt your self, just pretend to, if your to scared to tell them you don't want to play that is
Punch some gravel and concrete as hard as you can. Then say that you fell.
don't break a bone. Act sick tonight, and tomorrow morning.. then just stick the thermometer on a lightbulb for a couple seconds. They"ll think your sick :)
Hm.... are you sure you cant fake it? Sorry to sound so "motherly", but breaking a bone REALLY hurts. Also, faking swine flu ALWAYS gets em. ;)
Cant you just be sick. Like have the swine flu or something. Breaking a bone is insane!!!