Would you like to know about the New Jersey Crazy Law?

New Jersey Crazy Law



It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.



You may not slurp your soup.



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If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.



It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.



On a highway you can not park under a bridge.



Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.



You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.



Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.



It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.



Bernards Township



It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".



Caldwell



You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.



Cranford



Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.



Cresskill



All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.



Elizabeth



It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.



Manville



It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.



Newark



It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.



Ocean City



Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.



People may not slurp their soup.



Raw hamburger may not be sold.



Raritan



Profanity is prohibited.



Sea Isle City



There will be no boiling of bones on the property.



Trenton



Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.



You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.Would you like to know about the New Jersey Crazy Law?
I am thinking NEW JERSEY should be against the law.

Especially with all those red "DEVIL" fans running around.

And since most people in other states think New Jersey is a zoo, does that mean they close the pubs and bars at 6 p.m. or they just serve non alcoholic drinks?

Most excellent reasons not to stop too long in Hoboken
Wow...full service fuel pumps? I might just move to NJ after all.



Well, except for the no raw hamburger. And sometimes...I just happen to love pickles...yes...even on Sundays!Would you like to know about the New Jersey Crazy Law?
I want to go to Elizabeth just to see a woman in a petticoat.
I remember full service gas stations and I like the frown free zone. In Manville I bet the zoo is BORING!!

Thanks for the cool info.